About Venita Michelle White

I am the mother of twin baby girls living with my bearded husband and portly pug smack dab in the middle of the Bible-belted Great Plains of Oklahoma. I used to enjoy the freedom and naivety that comes from wild inexperience and headstrong insistence that one knows everything. Now I spend my days keeping a log of my children’s bowel movements, pouring over baby food recipes and taking endless pictures of my daughters.

My hobbies include sleeping in 45 minute intervals, crying over the fact that my babies are growing up and employing sarcastic hyperbole as often as possible.