The Twincess Diaries: Cora’s Rules of Engagement Edition

  General Notes: Paci, always have a paci hand. Seriously, the paci. Beverage Service: Bottled water, but only one that is chilled to perfection at a frosty 33 degrees Fahrenheit. Also, the bottle needs to be the last cold one in the house and you need to be drinking from it to begin with. Reminder: I wasn’t kidding about the paci. Let me be clear, … Continue reading The Twincess Diaries: Cora’s Rules of Engagement Edition

The Twincess Diaries: The Dinner Review Edition

Dinner: Organic Kale, Sweet Mango and Baby Carrot Puree 4 out of 5 stars   “DELICIOUS!! I have NEVER, and I do mean never, tasted something so sweet, so rich, so divine as this exquisite baby food puree made lovingly by Incubator. Everything about it was pure perfection-the balance between sweet and savory, the smooth texture, the pleasing green and peach color palette, everything!”     Dinner: … Continue reading The Twincess Diaries: The Dinner Review Edition

The Twincess Diaries: Adalene Edition

  Baby Log 4:01am: I am not quite ready to start the day, but I AM ready to get out of this lonely hellhole Beard and Incubator call a crib. I gently let Incubator know her (precious) Mini Me is ready for morning snuggles by quietly screaming and banging my head on the crib slats. She bolts upright, staggers over to pick me up and … Continue reading The Twincess Diaries: Adalene Edition

The Twincess Diaries: Cora Edition

Baby Log 3:45am: I awake from my peaceful (well, for me) slumber, nestled snuggly between Beard, Incubator and Wombmate and realize I want nothing more in the whole wide world than to play RIGHT.THIS.MINUTE. I ninja wriggle out from under Beard’s slack arm and army crawl toward Incubator. Upon arrival, I sweetly let her know her (adorable) playmate is ready to begin the day by … Continue reading The Twincess Diaries: Cora Edition